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This is, of course, a joke.

Things to Buy

For that special memento of your visit to my web site, T-shirts, mugs, mouse-mats, and other signature items will soon be available for the discerning and fashionable. Prices on request, and more and better pictures available soon!

• Pictures and Screen Backgrounds (free!):
  1. Dots Edge (1280x1024, 232k) (thumbnail),
  2. Iimpure (1280x1024, 236k) (thumbnail),
  3. Diff Maxblur (1600x1200, 1586k) (thumbnail).
• T-shirts (reasonably priced!):
  1. "World Tour",
  2. "Do you see what I see?",
  3. "The Name of the Game".
• Mouse Mats (a bargain!):
  1. "Career Guide",
  2. "World Tour",
  3. "Do you see what I see?",
  4. "The Parametric Oscillator"
• Coffee Mugs (impress your friends!):
  1. "The Stars My Destination",
  2. "Down the Tubes",
  3. "World Tour",
  4. "Logo",
  5. "Hot-Hole Laser",
  6. "Otto the Nuclear Giraffe"
• Thesis: Switching times in optically bistable devices
• Thesis: The Quantum Dynamics of the Parametric Oscillator
• Reprints: A full range of publications and reprints is available. For a reasonable additional fee, they can be hand numbered (the higher the number, the lower the price), signed, or even individually dedicated to a person, animal, or inanimate object of your choice.

For the true enthusiast and discerning collector, a range of individually numbered, Limited Edition hand painted figurines is also planned.

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